My Writing Wiener

10 days!

I think every writer of erotic romance needs a faithful, 8-pound wiener by her side at all times. Here’s mine:


What is that giant black thing coming out of your eye, Human?

What the frick was that bright light?

I has a scared of the flashy light thing. HELP!!!

Okays, okays, I'll look at you if yous talks baby talks to me. *wags tail*


Her name is Shortie. She loves when I write on my laptop in the recliner. She cuddles against my hip and sleeps for hours. It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it. Do you have any pets? Or an 8-pound wiener? I’m interested in hearing about either.