Hottie Hump Day 110
It’s been awhile, hasn’t it?
You may be aware that I moved from Texas back to my hometown in Illinois this year. Some might be under the impression that I moved because I was homesick or because my Mom ended up in the hospital this winter and it scared the bejeezus out of me. Or because Texas is fuck-hot. All. Year. Long. While there’s truth to all of those reasons, the main reason I moved is because I didn’t see one hot cowboy the entire two years I lived there. Not. One.
Not this one.
Nor this one.
Nor this one.
Nope, not even this one.
Now I’m not saying that Texas doesn’t have ANY hot cowboys, but they definitely aren’t flooding the streets. (Maybe I should have looked on a ranch…)
On the other hand, I visited Scotland for only FOUR DAYS (way less than TWO YEARS) and I saw plenty of men in kilts. And one particularly hot one.
Scotland. You’re winning!
As for Illinois… Nope, not teaming with an abundance of hotties either.
Scotland. Still winning!
Scotland is definitely winning!!
Ah, Stewart is a fave of Karen Marie Moning, too. Welcome back to Illinois. Perhaps this means you’ll do some Chicago-area events! *crosses fingers*
I live in a house filled with wrestlers, and most of my mom time is spent in the company of wrestlers, but they are all kids, so I’m forbidden to appreciate their toned selves. The coaches, on the other hand, are FAIR GAME. So, I see a good deal of hot wrestling coach body. Especially since I married one.
Ooo! Chicago area events! I like Veronica’s idea! (And I would consider Cincinnati as “Chicago-adjacent” so I hope you’ll consider coming to Lori Foster’s Reader-Author Get-Together (RAGT) in 2015!)
Good to have to have you back. Missed Hottie Hump Days!! Stu is definantly gorgeous.
Nope not many good-looking men here in the Chicago area. Well in Boystown maybe but they like boys. So. If you find any, send some my way. Welcome back!
YEAH…HOTTIE HUMP DAY, Oh how I’ve missed you…and Olivia too!
I have to agree Texas is hotttt. I have been to Texas many times and have never seen a cowboy. I’m soooo happy to here your in Illinois. I’ve lived here all my life.
Yes Scotland sure did have an abundance of very tasty men in kilts. It was amazing meeting you this summer.
So glad these are back…missed your posts!
The Scottie has got my vote!
Did you check under the kilt to be sure he was “authentic”? Dang, girl kilt and tats! You hit the jackpot!!
Scotland is totally hot! I bet his accent was just as amazing, Oh my lucky charms!
I have missed Hottie Hump Day so much! Glad you’re all moved and settled. Scottish men,kilts and cowboys…my day just got a whole lot better.
I’ve lived in San Antonio for almost 4 years now. I have seen ‘hot’ cowboys because it is ‘slap-your-momma-stupid hot down here but I’ve yet to see and ‘hawt’ cowboys. Glad you are back. I’ve missed you HHDs :))
I live in Texas and you definitely have to find the cowboys in the country and at rodeos. I have been here 9 years and can count on one hand how many I have seen in the city limits. Why can’t they just be everywhere I turn? WHY?
So thankful that the HDH is back. It’s been a long summer without them.
Welcome back! We’ve missed you. Sorry about the lack of hawt cowboys down here. I have to agree about Scotland. It’s been my favorite destination so far (and I went to Ireland this summer — but Scotland still wins!)
BTW – the blue-eyed cowboy pictured above is A-MAZ-ING!
Stu better have his running shoes on when I get to Vegas!!! Men in kilts over cowboys any day!!
You just need to go to a Farm and Fleet. I think hot farmers are a requirement there. I once followed a hottie to the tack section just to get a better look at his assests and I don’t have a horse!!!!
Lol, I gotta tell you, it made my day to see a Hottie Hump Day posting in my inbox again. I have missed them so much. I hope that this means you are all settled after your move and that your Mom is now doing better. Look forward to seeing these more often now.
OMGAHHHHHH! My friend and I have SO missed your HHD posts! We’ve been making do with Lori Foster’s posts, but she’s got NOTHIN’ on you, woman! The dude in the kilt would’ve looked a whole lot better if he’d been rockin’ Doc Martens instead of those Converse. So not feelin’ that. However, I will take that dude in the tub. Or maybe join him IN the tub…LOL
SOOOOOOO glad you are back on HOTTIE HUMP DAY. Nice return.
Give me a Southern Cowboy to ride any day!! Yeahaw!!!! If you want to see real Cowboys come to Alabama. The best place to find them, is at horse shows & bull riding competitions. So many dreams and so little time.